The Botanist Slate Pairing Board (Martini)
Sharp, clean, and unapologetically refined—just like a perfect martini.
$45.00
The Botanist Acacia Pairing Board (Martini) features a geometric layout of ratios and garnishes, etched with surgical precision into warm, sustainable Acacia wood. It is the ultimate accessory for the modern mixologist who demands a clear-cut aesthetic for their home bar.
Choose the level that fits your home bar:
Tier 1: The Standard Edition ($45)
What’s Included: Your custom family name or home bar title (e.g., "The Smith Bar") precision-etched on the front of a solid acacia wood board. (Note: Does not include the back-side guide).
The Vibe: A striking, highly detailed centerpiece that adds a personalized, modern touch to any kitchen island.
Tier 2: The Mixologist Edition ($55)
What’s Included: The personalized front etch PLUS the full "Martini Pairing Guide" etched on the reverse side. Flip the board over to reveal a curated guide that tells you exactly which meats, cheeses, and crackers pair best with your drinks.
The Vibe: A functional roadmap for the true host who wants the best of both worlds—stunning geometric design on the front, culinary brains on the back.
Tier 3: The Collector’s Set ($75) (Most Popular)
What’s Included: Everything in the Mixologist Edition PLUS the matching set of four signature acacia coasters. Each coaster features a vintage-style sketch of a classic martini on the front and the exact recipe on the back:
The Classic: For the purist.
The Dirty: For the savory lover.
The Espresso: For the dessert fan.
The French: For the sweet tooth.
The Vibe: The ultimate gift set that fully outfits a modern home bar with Acadiana-crafted quality.
The Specifications:
Material: 100% Premium Natural Acacia Wood
Finish: Hand-rubbed with food-grade mineral oil for a protective, food-safe surface.
Care Instructions: Hand wash only with warm, soapy water. Do not submerge. Re-oil occasionally to maintain the rich wood finish.
Note: Because we use natural hardwood, every board will feature a unique grain pattern and color profile.
Tier 1: The Standard Edition ($45)
What’s Included: Your custom name or title precision-etched on the front of a natural slate board.
The Vibe: A clean, minimalist modern heirloom for any kitchen or home bar.
Tier 2: The Sommelier Edition ($55)
What’s Included: The personalized front etch PLUS the full Pairing Guide etched on the reverse side.
The Vibe: A functional roadmap for the true connoisseur who wants the best of both worlds.
Tier 3: The Collector’s Set ($75)
What’s Included: Everything in the Sommelier Edition PLUS a matching set of 4 slate coasters etched to coordinate with your chosen drink series (Whiskey, Wine, etc.).
The Vibe: The ultimate gift set that fully outfits a home bar with Acadiana-crafted quality.
Product Specifications
Material: Natural, heavy-weight slate with raw, hand-split edges for a distinct, high-end "material" feel.
Dimensions: 12" x 8" — the ideal size for a curated charcuterie spread and glassware pairing.
Standard Edition (Front Only): Includes a deep, precision-etched name or custom title of your choice, creating a clean and personalized modern heirloom.
Sommelier Upgrade (Double-Sided): Choose the "Double-Sided" variant to add the full Pairing Guide to the reverse side, turning your board into a functional roadmap for the perfect tasting.
Etching Quality: We use high-tech laser precision to ensure every line is deep and permanent—it will never fade, rub off, or lose its sharp detail.
Care Instructions: Hand wash only; wipe with food-safe mineral oil periodically to maintain the rich, dark finish of the stone.
Origin: Designed, personalized, and etched in our Lafayette, LA workshop.
Shipping: Securely packed for safe arrival and shipped nationwide.
We use high-tech laser precision to ensure every line is deep and dark against the wood grain—it will never fade, rub off, or lose its sharp detail.
15.7"X7.8"x1/2"— the perfect size for prepping garnishes or serving a curated charcuterie spread alongside your cocktails.
Designed, personalized, and etched in our Lafayette, LA workshop.
Securely packed for safe arrival and shipped nationwide.